Gabe Newell Says You're About to Steal My Job (and Probably His Too!)

Michael Isih
7/19/2025
5 min read
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Alright, friend, let's talk. Grab your beverage of choice (mine's currently lukewarm coffee that thinks it's still hot), settle in, and prepare to have your brain gently scrambled like a robot omelet.

Because Gabe Newell, the benevolent overlord of Steam and dispenser of Half-Life… well, non-dispenser of Half-Life 3 jokes (sorry, had to get that one in), has said something absolutely wild about the future of programming and AI.

He thinks AI tools are going to create a "funny situation" where people who don't know how to code will become "more effective developers of value" than those who have been grinding away at it for a decade.

Yep. You read that right. Your grandma, who still thinks the cloud is just someone else's computer (she’s not wrong, technically), might be building the next killer app. And I, a person who has spent years wrestling with semicolons and debugging nightmares, might be asking her for tips.

Is Gabe Just Messing With Us? Probably (But Also, Maybe Not!)

Now, Gabe's known for his playful nature. Remember the potato sack ARG that preceded Portal 2? The man enjoys a good head-scratching stunt. So, a tiny part of me thinks he's just having a laugh, dangling the carrot of coding democratization just to see us all squirm.

But the other, significantly larger, part of me thinks he's onto something. Because, let's be honest, AI is already changing everything.

The Rise of the No-Code/Low-Code Revolution (And Why It Matters)

We've already seen the rise of no-code and low-code platforms. Tools that let you build websites, apps, and automations without writing a single line of traditional code. Drag and drop interfaces, visual scripting, and pre-built components are making it easier than ever to bring your ideas to life.

Think of it like this: you don't need to be a master carpenter to assemble IKEA furniture. You just need the instructions, the right tools (usually an Allen wrench and a healthy dose of patience), and the ability to follow directions (which, admittedly, can be a challenge for some of us).

AI is poised to take this concept to the next level. Imagine a future where you can simply describe what you want an application to do, and the AI writes the code for you. You'd essentially be programming with plain English (or whatever your native language is).

Here's Where It Gets a Little...Spooky (and Exciting!)

This is where the "funny situation" Gabe's talking about comes in. Suddenly, the bottleneck isn't necessarily technical skill; it's the ability to imagine and articulate what you want to create.

The person with the best ideas, the deepest understanding of a problem, and the clearest vision for a solution, might not be the person who can write the most elegant code. They might be a domain expert, a creative thinker, or just someone with a knack for identifying unmet needs.

My decade of coding experience may be useful when AI needs direction. I may know that such and such can be built, but require a detailed description from a person who isn't a coder. It’s a good thing I like writing then, right?

So, Are We All Doomed? (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)

Now, before you start polishing your resume and preparing for a career change, let's pump the brakes a bit. I don't think AI is going to completely replace programmers anytime soon. In fact, I think it's going to augment our abilities and create new opportunities.

Here's why:

  • AI isn't perfect (yet): AI-generated code can be buggy, inefficient, and sometimes just plain wrong. It still needs human oversight and refinement.

  • Context is king: AI can generate code based on instructions, but it often lacks the deeper understanding of the problem domain and the nuances of the project. Experienced programmers can bring that context to the table.

  • Creativity still matters: While AI can help with the technical aspects of development, it can't replace human creativity and innovation. We still need people to come up with new ideas and push the boundaries of what's possible.

  • Debugging is an art: Let's be real, debugging is half the job of a programmer. And while AI might eventually be able to automate some of the debugging process, I suspect there will always be a need for human intuition and problem-solving skills. Plus, who else is going to yell at their computer screen in frustration?

  • Legacy code is a monster: There is a TON of old code out there that is held together by gum and hopes. Someone has to maintain it and that likely can't be AI without substantial effort. The "legacy code maintainer" may be a new job that is necessary, not fun.

The Future is Collaborative (and Maybe a Little Weird)

I think the future of programming is going to be a collaborative effort between humans and AI. Programmers will become more like orchestrators, guiding the AI to generate code, reviewing its output, and adding their own expertise and creativity to the mix.

Think of it like a jazz band: the AI is the rhythm section, providing the solid foundation, while the programmers are the soloists, adding their own improvisational flourishes and pushing the boundaries of the music. (Okay, maybe that's a bit of a stretch, but you get the idea).

What Does This Mean for You? (And for Me?)

So, what should you do with this information? Well, if you're already a programmer, don't panic! Focus on developing your problem-solving skills, your understanding of different domains, and your ability to communicate your ideas effectively. Embrace AI as a tool, and learn how to use it to your advantage.

If you're not a programmer, but you have ideas for apps, websites, or automations, now is the time to start exploring the possibilities. Learn about no-code and low-code platforms, experiment with AI-powered development tools, and don't be afraid to get your hands dirty (metaphorically speaking, of course).

And most importantly, be prepared for things to get a little weird. The lines between programmer and non-programmer are going to become increasingly blurred, and the skills that are valued in the tech industry are going to evolve rapidly.

My Personal Takeaway (and a Plea to Gabe)

Personally, I'm both excited and slightly terrified by these developments. On one hand, the prospect of democratizing software development and empowering more people to create is incredibly exciting. On the other hand, I'm wondering if my years of coding experience are about to become obsolete (please say no, Gabe!).

But ultimately, I'm optimistic. I believe that AI will be a powerful tool for good, and that it will help us solve some of the world's most pressing problems. And who knows, maybe I'll even get to work on Half-Life 3…with the help of an AI, of course.

So, what do you think? Are you excited about the prospect of AI-powered development? Or are you worried about the future of programming? Let me know in the comments below! And Gabe, if you're reading this, please just give us Half-Life 3 already! I'm sure the AI could help. 😉

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